Wacko Jacko and Peter Pan
He’s an imposter!!! It’s true. Michael Jackson was actually murdered between 18-20 years ago and replaced with the creature that stands before us today. This explains a hell of a lot. His decomposing body has been uncovered in the Neverland grounds (of all places!) during a ’search for evidence’. Evidence concerning what, however is still hush hush.
I think it’s time to once again dig out the ‘Michael Jackson is innocent’ t-shirts and wear them with pride. We’ve all been fooled! He never did grow-up, just like he said he wouldn’t. RIP Peter Pan and screw you Captain Hook.
















That's me... Lex Rigby



