Football Fever

I’m not quite sure what it is about football and the flying of those daft flags on cars that makes me want to explode with rage. I want to snap every last one of em and ram the remains so far up the arse of its owner that it pokes out of their mouth. I’m [...]

Number of the Beast

Militant leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has been killed, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki has announced.
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God 1:Satan nil!
UPDATE 09/06/06:
I just read that the two 500lbs bombs dropped on Zarqawi’s safe house DID NOT instantly kill him! Wow. He apparently died on a stretcher he’d been lifted onto by Iraqi police after muttering ’something indistinguishable and [...]

The Apocalypse is Here!

As today is supposed to be the ‘end of the world’ I thought I’d better make some attempt to write something. I’m not a bumbling Armageddon believer or very well aware of the symbology regarding 666 or 06/06/06 as the case may be (don’t worry), I just wanted to point out what a glorious day [...]

Yo Yo Johann

With a little tweking this could go a long way.
An adult gorilla has the same ability to use language, the same complex emotions, and the same capacity to feel pain as a three-year-old human child, or many disabled adults. So we should only use that gorilla in an experiment if we would also use a [...]