March 24th, 2006
Wacko Jacko and Peter Pan
He’s an imposter!!! It’s true. Michael Jackson was actually murdered between 18-20 years ago and replaced with the creature that stands before us today. This explains a hell of a lot. His decomposing body has been uncovered in the Neverland grounds (of all places!) during a ’search for evidence’. Evidence concerning what, however is [...]
That's me... Lex Rigby



